May 20
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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May 20
- Tattoos - / I am fearfully and wonderfully made on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/115UpLc
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May 20
My goal in life is to be this kind of parent.
I think it’s everyone’s
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